Remembrances of Things Crass

Monday, September 04, 2006

Dylan Gone Back to the Future with Alicia Keyes and Merle Haggard through "Modern Times"

There is something eerily calm about Dylan’s new masterpiece. And that’s what it is – a masterpiece. Beginning with “Time Out of Mind” Dylan revitalized his career with daring excellence, drilling his worldly knowledge and generations of practice into a body of carefully honed and crafted recordings. “Love and Theft” continued this excellence with an even better product. Released on Septemer 11, 2001, the album was seen as a prophecy, something not new to the old sage.

But it’s “Modern Times” and “Love and Theft” that are essentially linked – a late masterpiece followed by a just as equally strong opus. Unlike “Time,” these two albums are self-produced by the aged master and recorded live with his touring band in a very brief period of time. These last two albums also sound very similar in their usage of diverse old-time musical genres. The songs from both works also borrow affectionately from past inspirations.

About “Love and Theft,” Stephen Thomas Erlewine writes on allmusic.com:

Musically, Dylan hasn't been this natural or vital since he was with the Band, and even then, those records were never as relaxed and easy or even as hard-rocking as these. That alone would make Love and Theft a remarkable achievement, but they're supported by a tremendous set of songs that fully synthesize all the strands in his music, from the folksinger of the early '60s, through the absurdist storyteller of the mid-'60s, through the traditionalist of the early '70s, to the grizzled professional of the '90s. None of this is conscious, it's all natural.

Organic is how I hear it. Everything just blends together.

“Modern Times” builds on this experience as Dylan remains defiant in his use of old forms and petty sampling of American music history. For a man who was starkly criticized for ruining folk music by going electric in 1965, he is now more of an American folk artist than any acoustic-guitar-toting-coffee-bar-playing hipster could ever pray to emulate.

For an album with so many influences and references to the past, Dylan begins the album with a rather comic nod to R&B star, Alicia Keyes.

“"I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys/Couldn't keep from cryin'/She was born in Hell's Kitchen and I was livin' down the line/I've been lookin' for her even clear through Tennessee."

That’s the last musical reference to anything remotely recent on this album that you’re going to find.

In “Rollin’ and Tumblin’,” Dylan invokes Muddy Waters by not just replaying the old song, but giving it a Dylan makeover continuing the “love and theft” motif. The same goes for his own sequel to Merle Haggard’s “Workingman’s Blues” where he gives the original’s proletariat protagonist a more tender character based in this frighteningly cruel 21st Century.

Of course it’s Katrina that’s referenced in his reworking of Memphis Minnie’s “When the Levee Breaks” into “The Levee’s Gonna Break.”

In his August 20 New York Times review of the album, Jon Pareles also writes of Dylan’s natural appropriation of the past:

“There was a 19th-century song called ''Nettie Moore,'' about a slave sold away from the man who loved her. Mr. Dylan took its title and the first line of its chorus and also borrowed some lines made famous by Robert Johnson and W. C. Handy, surrounded them with his own images of separation and restlessness, and constructed an eccentric song; with alternating sections of 11 and 14 beats, its melody climbs painstakingly and then tumbles down. Mr. Dylan writes now as if American historical memory washes through his consciousness only to leave him more isolated.”

For me, the centerpiece of the album is “Ain’t Talkin’” – which actually concludes the album. The song is a sardonic growl held over a gentle shuffle and Dylan remains steadfastly unforgiving of the world he is pondering much like he was in “Rainy Day Woman #12 and 35.”

“The whole world is filled with speculation/ The whole wide world which people say is round/ They will tear your mind from contemplation/ They will jump on your misfortune when you’re down”

Upon hearing the title of this album about a month ago, the first thing I thought of was Paul Simon’s even, listless tenor gliding over Brian Eno’s techno-like beats. I was only more than gleeful to be greeted instead by “Love and Theft”’s more somber brother.

I think Slate’s Jody Rosen said it best in his review of the album:

Modern Times will amply reward the solitary Dylanologist, poring over its runes for clues to the eternal mystery of Bob and the universe. But this is an album best experienced with a loved one; I hate to break it to Justin Timberlake, but a wheezy old man has recorded the best make-out songs of 2006. Put Modern Times in the CD player, pull your sweetheart close, and—as a young man advised a lifetime or so ago—shut the light, shut the shade.

Ah, modern times, indeed.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

An Ode to the David Lee Roth Radio Show

O David Lee, where have you gone now? Ousted from the 92.3 airwaves by the powers that be.

An absolute disgrace. A bum deal. I’ve never been a person to ever feel empathy for celebrity types – especially guys like Roth, who live lives only a microscopic fraction of the world gets to experience. On top of that, this is certainly not the first time Roth has fallen flat on his face since his departure from Van Halen in the mid-1980’s. He is like a scummy little stray cat – always landing on his feet while looking both suave and sketchy doing it.

But this more about feeling sorry for a rock ‘n’ roll has-been. This is about me losing my newly found morning entertainment.

Howard Stern leaves for satellite radio and the CBS suits feel they must parachute a celebrity voice in to retain Stern’s massive audience. With no experience at conducting a four-hour radio show in the largest market in the US, what the hell did they expect?

With that brand of car-accident curiosity, Roth’s opening shows was a must-listen event. Surprise, surprise, he sounded like someone who had never done a four-hour morning radio show in multiple large markets before. In fact, at times he really was unbearable, boring and at times stupid.

Yet something kept me listening. Maybe that car-accident curiosity was entertaining enough. But it really was his personality. After a few weeks, Roth started to quickly develop a style for the radio and his show grew. And he grew on me. He eventually brought more and more of his strengths into the mix. One of those best strengths was his interesting approach to language. He was always coining phrases that seemed simultaneously witty and corny.

If I were to take away anything from his three-and-a-half-month run on 92.3, it’s saying “human hand grenades” when referring to city people wrapped up in their winter hats and jackets. Or how about “large and in charge!” and my favorite “Where the debris meets the sea”?

With his rock-star pedigree, he became an on-air music critic hilariously slamming some of the biggest names in the industry during the February Grammy buzz. His time with EMT crews in New York and living downtown gave his show a distinctly city feel.

Most importantly, he made me laugh and smile in the morning.

What can I say? I simply found him thoroughly entertaining. Now he’s gone and I can’t stand Opie and Anthony, nor am I crazy about Imus. Nor do I want to spend money on satellite radio.

Hopefully D-Ro will find his way back to New York radio…soon.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I'm tired of all this bullshit surrounding immigrants. Just let them all in, already. That's right. Let them in, let them stay and make them all citizens. Then tax the living hell out of them, so when I get old I can grow fat off of Social Security checks.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

A New Season

Well it’s baseball season again and I’m going to make some predictions. Just a couple of points – Mets suck and they won’t make the playoffs. Despite so many offseason changes, the Red Sox will still be very good, but they will not make the playoffs. Finally, it hurts to even pick the Giants as the NL West champs, but man, does that division still suck.

AL –
East – Yankees
Central – White Sox
West – A’s
Wild Card – Angels

NL –
East – Braves
Central – Cardinals
West – Giants
Wild Card – Astros

AL MVP – Vladimir Guerrero
NL MVP – Andruw Jones

AL Cy Young – Felix Hernandez
NL Cy Young – Jake Peavy

AL Rookie of the Year – Jon Papelbon
NL Rookie of the Year – Paul Maholm

World Series - White Sox over Cardinals

Monday, March 27, 2006

Hockey Time

It’s been a while. Hopefully I’ll be more frequent in the future…

So my friends have been nagging me to watch hockey. Well I started last week. Since I’m in New York, I’ll be watching the Rangers. It’s a good year to front run with the Rangers, no? The first game I watched was NY vs. the Philadelphia Flyers last Wednesday. Pretty ugly. This Swedish goalie the Rangers have is supposed to be really good, but not tonight. He gives up 5 goals. Rangers lose 6-3. It was pretty exciting though. Jarimir Jagr is a monster out there. I don’t know shit about the sport, but he’s fun to watch! This hockey thing looks like something I can get into.

Tonight I watched the Rangers vs. Sabres from MSG. This backup goalie for the NYR sucks! He gives up 4 goals in 23 shots, I believe. This is in the first 2 periods. Now Renney brings the Swede in and shut down the Sabres for the last period. Now Jagr single-handedly catalyzes the comeback. First he assists in the third goal, then ties it with this nifty little move from behind the net. In overtime, the Sabres do a good job killing off a power play, then they get a breakaway and Lundqvist saves it. Overtime ends and they go to the shootout. Three shots from the Sabres and the Swede saves them all. Fun stuff. I will definitely try to watch more of this sport.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

My First Bloviation: a misnomer

Welcome to my weblog. I don't have much to say right now. So I think I'll just post some links here -

This is for the Church of Al:

http://www.bonniebernstein.com/

and this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnie_Bernstein

and this too http://bonnieblog.bloghi.com/ - enjoy

Besides posting links to webpages featuring our favorite sideline reporter, I hope discuss an array of subjects - politics, music, life, women, some nutty Canadian named Jaybird and anything else that tends to crowd my delicate brain.

Well that's it for now. At least this thing is launched.